Time for some randomness..
Went for one of my many strolls around the work place cos my ass was getting numb and my ears were beginning to buzz. This job stinks. The person on my right is really secretive. The person on my left has some sort of cold/flu and she's sleeping and watching How I Met Your Mother in between phone calls. So i figured I'd make a list of 10 things I'd rather be doing now. We all like lists.
1. Smoking bud - Many of you probably think I've had enough for a lifetime. But I'd rather be killing my brain cells than having them rot away at this computer screen.
2. Having Sex - This needs no explanation. If I could stay home and shag all day I'd just be the happiest camper in the world.
3. Getting in a drunken stupour! - I'd rather be getting maggot, fitshased, fucked up, throwed, plastered, sloshed, sloppy drunk, crunk. I know some mates who do this everyday, where they get the money I don't know..I know for a fact that one of them has various tabs all across the city.
4. Swimming - Cos it's fucking hot!
5. Playing football or cricket - This is more fun than sex, though a bit more exhausting.
6. Surfing - The cold water, waves, and I'd have to be far away from Kenya. Preferably on the Goldcoast with old mates with an icebox full of stubbies on the beach just waiting for me.
7. Eating - One of those steers burgers and ice cold coke. Cos it's hot!
8. Killing People Online - One of my favourite things in the whole wild world is a game called Counter Strike. If I could be online now, just pwning no0bs I could die on my ride home and have no regrets. Total ownage!
9. Sleeping - This is always an option. You can never get bored or go wrong with sleep.
10. Sitting somewhere else - My neighbours are boring. Fuck 'em...I kinda wish I could, at least they'd entertain me a bit.
Fuck I'm bored.
Ange is so right...
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