Everlong

The Badger, the African Honey Badger is the baddest of all animals. I dare you to find a beast more hardcore than this cross between a mongoose and a god!!!

So the weekend is almost here. What will i do... a soiree with uber models, yes they are the ones just above super models...no seriously. You know, they are usually Brazillian or Venezuelan, just fucking gorgeous. These chicks belong on clouds, enticingly playing the harp, they are fucking angels. If only i really did hang out with such chicks.

I'm working on Saturday, which totally sucks balls. At least i've got the shitty side of the work out of the way. So tomorrow i can just slack off and surf facebook or 'thebook' as i like to call it. I guess it means i'll do the whole Alfajiri and a cigar thing and hope some cougar wants a piece of this pie.

I got over the whole ranting thing, because people hate a whinger. Also cos i really have nothing to whinge about that's of any real consequence or actually remotely serious. I live in a sweet house, i have a huge bedroom, i get to do as many drugs as i want, when i want. I get laid pretty much at a whim...so i figure why whinge?

Last night my Lilly Whites played Spartak at White Hart Lane, so i ended up going down to the pub and spending the last of my pay on celebrating our comeback from 2 goals down!! Nothing in this world gives me as much pleasure as watching Spurs. Nobody understands. They just want to support teams in blue and red. Fuck 'em they can eat my salty ball jam.

This week i've been listening to Jeff Buckley. Me and one of my ex's used to listen to his shit all the time. It's a pity he died so young and only got to release one album, i can only imagine the amazing music he'd be laying on us. Great voice and guitar skills to match the greatest of all time. If you get a chance, give it a listen, it's amazing stuff.